Dispatches from No Fun City

Well, after months and years of gnashing my teeth and general wailing about my lack of money, two great opportunities have appeared.
Whoo hoo! Read 'em and weep, suckers!

ZEBRA LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
34 Whitechapel High Street
London E1 7PF United Kingdom.
Ref. Number: 632/001/3001
Batch Number: 400001429-AK446

Please reply to my private email zebrabill200d@yahoo.co.uk

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 5th May, 2006.Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number 370982217413-7240 with serial number 4708-325 drew
lucky numbers 2-34-28-13-41 which consequently won inthe 7th category,you
have thereforebeen approved for a lump sum pay of USD$3,500,000.00(Three
million five hundred thousand United States Dollars).CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All
participantswere selected through a compute ballot system drawn from over
20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all
over the world. This promotional program takes place every three year.

This lottery was promoted and sponsored by UNICEF the (united international
children education fund), we hope with part of your winning you will take
part in our next year USD50 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent MR.Bill Grant, of
the Zebra Trust Agency immediately via this email zebrabill200d@yahoo.co.uk
address, i shall forward your mail to him for necessary action. Remember,
all winning must be claimed within one month of receipt of this notice.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember
to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as
soon as possible, and send to me your private telephone numbers for easy
communication. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank
you for being part of our promotionalprogram.

Sincerely yours,
SANDRA WILLIAMS (MS.)
Lottery Coordinator

From Hajia Mariam
E-mail:hajiamariam_2@fastermail.com

Dear Friend,

Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of
state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of
hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with
anybody within my country.I got your contacts through personal
research,and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more
details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily
affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you. My
husband deposited $25.5million dollars with a security firm abroad whose
name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can
receive this funds for safe keeping and I assure you a very good percent
of this fund I will instruct my son to contact you so please feel free
to comunicate with my son. I await your urgent response,

Hajia Mariam.
NOTE: PLEASE I WOULD WANT YOU TO REPLY ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
hajiamariam_2@fastermail.com
AND ALSO SEND ME YOUR CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT MY SON MUSTAPHA
CAN CALL AND DISCUSS WITH YOU VERBALLY REGARDING THIS TRANSACTION SO
THAT YOU CAN ASK ANY QUESTION THAT YOU FEEL LIKE ASKING REGARDING THIS
TRANSACTION.