Dispatches from No Fun City

It just suddenly struck me that I never even took a moment to introduce myself. Delusions of grandeur I suppose, I just assumed people would google my name and come here.
Well, let me start over again:

Hello there, welcome aboard.
My name is Patrick Allain. I live in Vancouver, British Columbia, known to many of its residents as "No Fun City." This distinction is rather apt, though I have to admit it doesn't have the name ring as "Hog Town," "the Big Apple" or "That Place That Has a Giant Ball of String." However, I have made it my personal goal to make this city fun again, one blog entry at a time.

And how, you ask, am I going to do this? I have no idea. Posting naked pictures of myself once I get around to buying a digital camera is one idea. Moving to Saskatoon might make the city more fun for everyone else, but we'll call that Plan B.

Anyway, until I move or start posting the nekkid pics, here's some of things I plan to post:

- Personal insights, and day to day anecdotes.
- Film, restaurant, event, and other miscellanious reviews to save you, the reader, from the sort of crap out there right now.
- War Stories from the front lines of the service industry.
- An indept look at this strange little burg that is purported to be not fun.
- And fun, innovative recipies (mostly stolen from other sources because its easier that way).

Sorry if you came here looking for porn. Maybe later.